serprender 

That feeling you get when someone throws you a surprise party, but runs out of cheese before you show up. So they send Beyleg down to the dungeon to get more cheese. When suddenly the floor collapses below your feet, and you end up in the dungeon. And then it hits you. The safe word is banana!!!

"Serprender!!! Umm... We started the party already, but we ran out of cheese, so Bayleg went downstairs to get more."

serprender by XIL3M August 17, 2016

Surrender Day 

Surrender Day — August 24th 2023 Surrender Day: the first time that a former American President will have an actual mug shot taken; and, face 91 total criminal charges in four jurisdictions. The court ordered surrender or be arrested.

The mug shot of Donald J. Trump, The Mandarin Orange Mussolini is on track to become the most famous presidential portrait in history.

Ironic because Trump refused to either hang or publicly commemorate the portrait of his rival, Barack Hussein Obama.

Donald J. Trump, The Cantaloupe Colored Caligula, has been booked four times in four consecutive months in the same year — 2023.

In Republican debates held on Surrender Day Eve, six of eight Republicans vowed to vote for Trump if he won the Republican Nomination.

One, Vivek Ramaswamy, vowed to pardon Trump of all crimes if became America’s first South-Asian Indian president.

Perspective: in many states, an ex-convict — a returning citizen — who has paid his or her debt to society and successfully served his or her jail time CANNOT VOTE IN A NATIONAL ELECTION. And there is definitely no mention of a pardon

Just sayin’.

Trump — a master of media manipulation — chose Surrender Day purposely to occur during prime time; to occur the day after the Republican Debate; to purposely to upstage the debate; to receive maximum media coverage; and, to still have one day in the news cycle so that he would dominate the news all weekend.

Will we ever fucking learn?

Surrender Day: on this day in American history: Thursday August 24th 2023, Donald J. Trump — The Cantaloupe Colored Caligula — was made to surrender by the State of Atlanta on R.I.C.O charges. He now faces 91 total charges in four (4) different jurisdictions.

Surrender Day by Mind Hunter the Profiler August 24, 2023

Surrender Cobra 

A pose frequently displayed by sports fans after their team has made a disasterous play, or the other team has made an extraordinary play. The Surrender Cobra is sported by placing one's hands on his or her head with elbows splayed to the sides.

When an Auburn player returned Alabama's missed field goal for a game-winning touchdown, Alabama fans around the world displayed the Surrender Cobra

Surrender Cobra by Bourbon & Apple Cider Vinegar March 8, 2016

Serenderpity 

When you derp on something you weren't expecting to derp on.

RandomUser: I logged into chat and serenderpity surrounded me.

Serenderpity by aliaz October 17, 2011

cheese eating surrender monkeys 

The French, collectively, as a people.
From the Simpsons, said by groundskeeper willy when substituting for a french class,

Bonjour ya cheese-eating surrender monkeys!

cheese eating surrender monkeys by Subeej March 31, 2003

Just Surrender 

A five-piece pop punk band from Poughkeepsie, New York since 2003. They are signed to Broken English Records. Their members are Jason Maffucci, Dan Simons, Steve Miller, Alex Haycraft, and Andrew Meunier. Just Surrender is probably one of the most under-rated bands out there. Maffucci and Simon's vocals are extremely catchy. They have self-released two albums. If These Streets Could Talk and We're In Like Sin were released by Broken English.

Just Surrender is the shit.

Just Surrender by storiedeye March 11, 2008

No Retreat, No surrender 

It's Spartan Law

No Retreat, No surrender.That is spartan law. And by spartan law, we will stand. And we will fight.

No Retreat, No surrender by Centurion Jhon July 6, 2014