selexstar

Chosen star

Selexstar means a chosen star

by Selex November 24, 2021

solestar

Commonly used to describe someone with exceptional talent which is revealed only at the discretion of the said person.

That little dude just dunked on that huge guy. That is so solestar

by solebo February 11, 2010

salestard

A person, of the salesy persuasion, who possesses scarcely enough mental faculties to complete simple day to day tasks such as putting their underwear on in the right direction, but who still somehow manages to persuade people in positions of monetary authority that they should invest in a product that is incapable of performing as promised.

Can be found saying such things as:

"Not only is this a powerful collaborative tool which will increase and streamline your company's capabilities accross the board, but it will also make your coffee, change your kid's diapers, and wipe your a$$ for you (only 2-ply and higher tp supported)."

"Don't worry about Kristen," Jarvis said, rolling his eyes, "She suffers from salestardation, but she's harmless, really."

by vulgarityfilteroff February 4, 2010

Selenatard

A name for men that go retarded over Selena Gomez or really anyone with the name Selena.

Wow, that guy is really a selenatard. He can't stop masturbating to Selena Gomez. Look at him go.

by dickeddownbehindtheline March 25, 2020

salestards

Common retail salespeople, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

The "salestards" are furious that they won't have the new friggin' iPhone for Christmas.

by Fake Steve January 14, 2008

Seestar

another word for sister.

I love my seestar.

by angx223 August 19, 2009

SELEXTOR

the selextor is teh dj. a variation/hybrid of selector.

BOH! This selextor is on teh kitchen rinse omg!

by tendo April 20, 2004