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a woman who is employed as a secretary solely for the purpose of her employer banging her whenever and wherever he feels like it. May be construed as a chauvinistic interpretation of this once noble job (secretary; sorry ladies) in the days when e-mail and bosses who could type similarly did not exist. Modern examples of a sexetary may as well be any of the hot office women/slaves as portrayed on AMC's popular series "Mad Men."
Hey man, last night I just had to bang my sexetary silly against the file cabinet, and then on my desk.

And if you get hired here, we promise lots of options from which to select a suitable sexetary.

That girl may be dressed up like a desperate housewife for Halloween, but all I can think of is doing her as if she were my sexetary.
sexetary by Barnacle Bill November 1, 2009

silentcry 

Verb - To disassociate with someone abruptly and without their knowledge
I'm tired of this little prick, let's silentcry his ass
silentcry by clubpengconvert April 12, 2018
Selenay is very pretty, loyal, attractive and kind . Selenays are good listeners and give good advice. If you get a chance to date a Selenay keep her she will be the realest person in your life. Selenays are really good friends. If your friends with a Selenay keep her in your life it will be worth it
Selenays so understanding she totally gets me

Sedentary 

Very high/intoxicated due to ingesting and/or inhaling narcotics.
I can barely move right now, I’m so sedentary”
Sedentary by 420Kaykay January 2, 2021

sementery 

The piles of tissues next to the bed from being a lazy chronic masturbator
All those tissues laying around the bed are looking like a sementery full of ghosts
sementery by Mi sofakingweetodded November 23, 2016
1. A very attractive secretary/receptionist that one would like to have sexual relations with.

2. A secretary/receptionist that one has had sexual relations with.
Employee 1: Who's the new girl?
Employee 2: That's the boss' new sexetary.

Monica was Bill Clinton's sexetary.
Sexetary by Cackus December 31, 2007