Definitions by dickeddownbehindtheline

Father, son, holy slice 

The holy golf trinity that one prays to before teeing off.

Father, son, holy slice I pray that my ball goes straight this time.

Father, son, holy slice by dickeddownbehindtheline August 20, 2022

Portland Culture 

Progressively unproductive. Doing things that amount to nothing that make you wonder why you just did that. An example being the constant conversation about the homeless in Portland metro yet nothing being done.

Person #1: Hey! How was the protest?

Person #2: Oohh, you know. We protested, it was Portland culture.

Person #1: Wow, too bad you wasted all that time for nothing!

Portland Culture by dickeddownbehindtheline August 19, 2022

Povid 

When you're feeling down in the dumps during covid-19.

Friend: Hey, how are you doing today?
Other friend: Oh, I'm feeling povid.
Friend: That sucks. Hang in there - another two or three years.

Povid by dickeddownbehindtheline November 29, 2021

Selenatard 

A name for men that go retarded over Selena Gomez or really anyone with the name Selena.

Wow, that guy is really a selenatard. He can't stop masturbating to Selena Gomez. Look at him go.

Selenatard by dickeddownbehindtheline March 25, 2020