sectual

A person who has never missed, and is the sexiest being on the planet.

After all eternity Sectual has never missed.

by Sectual February 24, 2021

homo-sectual

Only engaging in relations with those of the same sect.

An abominable form of religious insularity, homo-sectuality inevitably leads to incest and bestiality.

by brjtlc August 28, 2010

Trans-sectual

Changing ones faith system.

muhammed switched from Shia to Sunni to support ISIS. He's trans-sectual

by Mitchatnight September 1, 2016

Secual

Secual is a word created in which a idiotic friend will use instead of sexual because they are in a rush to reply to a huge mistake they made

Friend 1: how did you get hash brown and hamster mixed up?
Idiotic friend: "hamsters can have secual attractions too"

by The one who saw this go down. July 27, 2017

Sextually Active

Describing your participation in the newly discovered phenomenon--the sext.

Person 1: "My parents are worried about my being sextually active."
Person 2: "Oh my gosh, do you have CAPS?"

by anonymilk March 23, 2009

Sextually frustrated

Frustrated sexually after having a sexual text messaging session

Ok I have to stop texting now cause you have got me so hot and bothered by sexting me. I am sextually frustrated.

by sextqueen July 17, 2009

Sextual Relations

The act of pleasuring one self to pictures sent via SMS text messages.

I did in-fact have sextual relations with that woman, she was sending pics all night!!

by wollyyy May 4, 2010