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Homofectual 

An instance in which two guys are having a pronounced bromance.
Guy 1: Dude, you're so cool. Are you homofectual? I'm ready to take it to that next level.
Guy 2: I'm ready.
Homofectual by dsman444 March 2, 2017

Homolectual

Arturo is a Homolectual except for the smart part.
Homolectual by Sealfiftysix March 15, 2010

Homosextual 

Someone (gay or straight) who sends gay text messages.
Bobby keeps sending me inappropriate picture messages of his genitals, hes such a homosextual.
Homosextual by T-Puddin July 16, 2010

homolectual

someone having their own head up their ass
You homolectuals could fuck up a free lunch.
homolectual by Anonymous October 28, 2003

homosectual 

<Ikarasu> BOOHOO J00 R TEH HOMOSECTUAL T_T;
homosectual by =| |= kekeke September 3, 2003

Homolectual

1. A person who believes anything they say is the ultimate authority due to their statement made in a whiny, nasally, sardonic tone and or with a disgusted, condescending look without any real basis or statistics supporting their claim.
2. Homosexual propagandist.
3. A person who believes the solutions to societal problems are legalizing and or imposing deviant sexual and or societal behavior.
4. A self-absorbed, narcissistic idiot.
Example 1:
Interviewer: You can't prove permanent global warming with the limited data set you have. Your data completely ignores the cooler than average temperatures in the southern hemisphere and discounts the natural shifts in the oceanic currents. At best, it's inconclusive.
Al Gore: ***Sigh*** That's because you aren't able to understand science. Excuse me, but I have to sell my failing TV station to a bunch of
America-hating, oil rich sheiks now. ***Sigh****

Example 2:
Homolectual: Gays have made many important contributions to western civilization without them it would crumble.
Person 1: What are they exactly?
Homolectual: Hairstylists, fashion designers, actors, singers and interior decorators.
Person 1: I believe Rome had other more pressing matters than a shortage of those professions.
Homolectual: Abraham Lincoln was gay. In fact, all great people are gay.
Person 1: Proof?
Homolectual: Breeder-homophobe!!!!!

Example 3:
Person 1: The country's broke! There's too much crime!!
Homolectual: Legalize all drugs and tax them. Legalize prostitution and tax it. Problem solved.

Example 4:
See any male or female pop artist, Hollywood actor or actress, or member of the liberal press. A member of the liberal elite.
Homolectual by shaddup1000 August 5, 2013