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Homofectual 

An instance in which two guys are having a pronounced bromance.
Guy 1: Dude, you're so cool. Are you homofectual? I'm ready to take it to that next level.
Guy 2: I'm ready.
Homofectual by dsman444 March 2, 2017

Homolectual

Arturo is a Homolectual except for the smart part.
Homolectual by Sealfiftysix March 15, 2010

Homosextual 

Someone (gay or straight) who sends gay text messages.
Bobby keeps sending me inappropriate picture messages of his genitals, hes such a homosextual.
Homosextual by T-Puddin July 16, 2010

homolectual

someone having their own head up their ass
You homolectuals could fuck up a free lunch.
homolectual by Anonymous October 28, 2003

homosectual 

The way faggots spell "homosexual"
<Ikarasu> BOOHOO J00 R TEH HOMOSECTUAL T_T;
homosectual by =| |= kekeke September 3, 2003

Homolectual

1. A person who believes anything they say is the ultimate authority due to their statement made in a whiny, nasally, sardonic tone and or with a disgusted, condescending look without any real basis or statistics supporting their claim.
2. Homosexual propagandist.
3. A person who believes the solutions to societal problems are legalizing and or imposing deviant sexual and or societal behavior.
4. A self-absorbed, narcissistic idiot.
Example 1:
Interviewer: You can't prove permanent global warming with the limited data set you have. Your data completely ignores the cooler than average temperatures in the southern hemisphere and discounts the natural shifts in the oceanic currents. At best, it's inconclusive.
Al Gore: ***Sigh*** That's because you aren't able to understand science. Excuse me, but I have to sell my failing TV station to a bunch of
America-hating, oil rich sheiks now. ***Sigh****

Example 2:
Homolectual: Gays have made many important contributions to western civilization without them it would crumble.
Person 1: What are they exactly?
Homolectual: Hairstylists, fashion designers, actors, singers and interior decorators.
Person 1: I believe Rome had other more pressing matters than a shortage of those professions.
Homolectual: Abraham Lincoln was gay. In fact, all great people are gay.
Person 1: Proof?
Homolectual: Breeder-homophobe!!!!!

Example 3:
Person 1: The country's broke! There's too much crime!!
Homolectual: Legalize all drugs and tax them. Legalize prostitution and tax it. Problem solved.

Example 4:
See any male or female pop artist, Hollywood actor or actress, or member of the liberal press. A member of the liberal elite.
Homolectual by shaddup1000 August 5, 2013
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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