5 definitions by brjtlc
1. Warming, with use of a fart, and in particular, a warming fart.
2. Emotionally touching, in an ass-gaseous way.
2. Emotionally touching, in an ass-gaseous way.
1. The bed was so cold, I needed to do some fartwarming to keep my toes from freezing.
2. Did you see that fartwarming Jack Black comedy, where he saved the day and gets the girl with his ass gas powers?
2. Did you see that fartwarming Jack Black comedy, where he saved the day and gets the girl with his ass gas powers?
by brjtlc June 16, 2010
I just let loose a warning fart,
To warn you of my morning fart,
It will not be a boring fart,
For all night I've been storing fart.
To warn you of my morning fart,
It will not be a boring fart,
For all night I've been storing fart.
by brjtlc April 28, 2010
A hot fart let loose beneath the covers on a cold night, and then held there to fend off frostbite. Not to be confused with a warning fart.
Twas the night before Christmas,
So cold 'neath the sheets,
A warming fart flowed,
From my butt to me feets.
So cold 'neath the sheets,
A warming fart flowed,
From my butt to me feets.
by brjtlc June 16, 2010
An abominable form of religious insularity, homo-sectuality inevitably leads to incest and bestiality.
by brjtlc August 28, 2010
Save the environment! Cut down on the burritos so you don't make a global warming fart. But really, cow farts contribute to global warming all the time.
by brjtlc June 16, 2010