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A person who has never missed, and is the sexiest being on the planet.
After all eternity Sectual has never missed.
sectual by Sectual February 24, 2021

homo-sectual 

Only engaging in relations with those of the same sect.
An abominable form of religious insularity, homo-sectuality inevitably leads to incest and bestiality.
homo-sectual by brjtlc August 28, 2010

bi-sackual 

When one doesn't care which bag the groceries are put in at the store.
Bag boy- "Would you like paper or plastic?"
Customer- "It doesn't matter, I'm bi-sackual."
bi-sackual by Bmanda June 21, 2008

bi-sacxual 

A person who will accept either paper OR plastic at the grocery store.
Bagboy: Paper or plastic?
You: It doesn't matter, I'm bi-sacxual.
bi-sacxual by WebLadyKim June 9, 2011

smactually 

do you smactually believe that?
smactually by spaztastic121 July 15, 2010

That's actual swaf 

Swaf is basically the same as swag but it means you're the coolest type of swag
"I got a new top today timothy" bro that's actual swaf
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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