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i want my flippin money back you dirty slooker
slooker by paco martinez May 13, 2005

Spazookered 

The act of drinking until you see many versions of the same thing, often involves people being abused by pets.
Me & Tony were drinking for 7 hours straight, he claimed he petted his pet stapler whilst his dog shouted at him, Tony was completely spazookered
Spazookered by YaBoiJD September 25, 2017
Getting ones ball sack caught in a bicycle chain while riding
holy crap that is one bad slooker!
slooker by torra borra May 19, 2004
Slut and Hooker mixed together
to say to people and them not notice ur saying something bad
that slooker can go lick a shoe
Slooker by intoface August 29, 2009

splooker 

the debris that flies out of your mouth when your speaking. food, spit...etc
during my conversation with patty she splookered all over me
splooker by machelle January 12, 2008
A wooden pipe you shove up someone's asshole and once it reaches the top of the trachea you blow the shot out the back. Used most in Israeli and Chinese torture.
"Itzik took a shlooker strait to the brain."
Shlooker by ClusterFuck11 July 10, 2015
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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