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i want my flippin money back you dirty slooker
slooker by paco martinez May 13, 2005
Urban Dictionary Merch
Getting ones ball sack caught in a bicycle chain while riding
holy crap that is one bad slooker!
slooker by torra borra May 19, 2004
Related Words
Slut and Hooker mixed together
to say to people and them not notice ur saying something bad
that slooker can go lick a shoe
Slooker by intoface August 29, 2009
A mixture between the Latin: SLUT (female who toys with multiple men's hearts simultaneously/sleeps around) and the word of Papa New Guinean origin: HOOKER (a human/pretty much any life form that auctions of sex if promised some sort of payment in return)
Autumn Gibbons is a Slooker
Slooker by Mitch Rivkin January 20, 2011
A male or female who is both a slut and a hooker.
She has become more of a slooker everyday.
Slooker by Sunshine Applegate September 18, 2021

Snooker Kick

One of the great phenomena of snooker. The kick is where either the cue ball or the object ball literally jumps in the air slightly after receiving contact from the cue or the cue ball respectively. The effect is nearly always negative for the striker, as the angle on either ball is disturbed and contact is rarely clean. Many attempts have been made to explain why kicks occur, the most frequent explanations being friction from the table surface and, more commonly, a bit of dust or chalk on either ball when there is contact. A lot of research has been carried in the study of Nihilosophy for the British Snooker Organisations.
I could have won the match if it hadn't been for that 'snooker kick' I got when attempting to pot an easy Blue into the corner pocket.
Snooker Kick by Reg Denke May 31, 2010

Spike your spooker 

When someone pokes your perineum, the area between your genitals and your anus unexpectedly with their finger, a sharp object or a long implement such as a pole or a stick for an example.
Bruh, you better watch yourself. If you decide to do the hokey pokey and turn yoself around, I’ll be the one to spike your spooker!
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