Shlooker

A wooden pipe you shove up someone's asshole and once it reaches the top of the trachea you blow the shot out the back. Used most in Israeli and Chinese torture.

"Itzik took a shlooker strait to the brain."

Shlooker by ClusterFuck11 July 10, 2015

shnookered 

drunk, wasted, intoxicated

Last night I got shnookered, went home and past out.

shnookered by Matt Olson May 19, 2006

Shookerithmya 

The medical condition in which one is experiencing the feeling of being shook

When Yoongi saw Jimin's ass, he came down with Shookerithmya.

Shookerithmya by ChaunceyGreene June 19, 2017

shnookered 

Extremely drunk to the point of becoming beligerent and/or being cut off. Commonly used in N.E. where it is pronounced "shnookah'd"

I think my buddy over there is shnookered, I'd better help him.

shnookered by A. Gorilla May 21, 2006

shlockered 

(Noun) Very, very intoxicated. See also drunk, wasted.

Boy do I have a hangover. I got shlockered last night.

shlockered by ChelseaV September 11, 2005

Shloker

A badass with a heart of gold. The girls love his humor and the guys are jealous of his awesomeness

Damn dude... that guy is so Shloker.

Shloker by Shloker Maximus July 15, 2011

slooker 

a very dirty, slutty hooker

i want my flippin money back you dirty slooker

slooker by paco martinez May 13, 2005