scuties
Scuba cooties--usually acquired from rented gear often resulting in rash; also caused by urinating in wetsuit and not rinsing thoroughly afterwards
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souties
souties by africanbriton September 17, 2014
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scuties • scudies • Shuties • Schtiesty • scutie • slutiest • souties • Genital Souties • scubie snack • scute
Genital Souties
n. - A sexually transmitted virus that causes painful blisters that usually occur on the lips, genitals, and eyes. Genital Souties occur in rashes, or outbreaks, when the Souties Simplex Virus becomes active in the skin. Unlike Genital Herpes, which cause puss-filled blisters, Genital Souties are known to cause blisters that bear a distinctive resemblance to Brian Souter. Souties are known to have thick glasses, bushy beards, and are particularly painful in that Souties - unlike Herpes - are able to speak. Known to consistently harass the victim with endless conspiracy theories, Genital Souties often lead to suicide in victims who are desperate to escape the inane conspiracy talk.
Despite some available treatment options, there is no cure for Genital Souties. Ask your doctor about treatment options such as Soutrex. The only way to prevent Genital Souties is to avoid contact with conspiracy theorists.
Despite some available treatment options, there is no cure for Genital Souties. Ask your doctor about treatment options such as Soutrex. The only way to prevent Genital Souties is to avoid contact with conspiracy theorists.
Doctor: Son, I'm afraid I have some bad news: It's Genital Souties.
Victim: (begins weeping) Oh God, why did I keep going with that girl after she started talking about government mind control!
Victim: (begins weeping) Oh God, why did I keep going with that girl after she started talking about government mind control!
Genital Souties by Save Our Souters May 25, 2006
slutiest
slutiest by I'llnevertellu April 13, 2008
scudies
Skinny Chavy Ugly Druggie kiddies.
Subset of the Chav. Usually a group of 4+ early teens boys and girls found loitering in public places during daylight hours, particularly in school holidays. While not as actively confrontational or aggressive as older chavs they do show signs of confidence in being untouchable through littering, graffiti and random mumbled insults to passing strangers. When not engaging in proto-antisocial behaviour and they will be fondling their ubiquitous diamante covered smartphones.
Skinny: Most of the group will show evidence of malnutrition and a crisps and pop diet although in larger groups there is often one salad dodger who in summer has no problem showing the ample flesh – this is presumably because either they too young to have become body-conscious or they’ve developed the pound shop gangster mentality very young.
Chavy: Due to their age they don't have access to benefits with which to buy ‘quality’ branded sportswear and adornments. As a result the males look like they've raided the 'under £1' box in charity shops and the females look like they've acquired their jewellery and make up in lucky bags and Christmas crackers.
Ugly: It’s unclear whether there is a cause and effect relationship between being a chav and coming from the shallow end of the Gene pool but there is certainly a very strong co-relation.
Druggie: Despite the obvious poverty there will invariably be a splif circulating around the group.
Subset of the Chav. Usually a group of 4+ early teens boys and girls found loitering in public places during daylight hours, particularly in school holidays. While not as actively confrontational or aggressive as older chavs they do show signs of confidence in being untouchable through littering, graffiti and random mumbled insults to passing strangers. When not engaging in proto-antisocial behaviour and they will be fondling their ubiquitous diamante covered smartphones.
Skinny: Most of the group will show evidence of malnutrition and a crisps and pop diet although in larger groups there is often one salad dodger who in summer has no problem showing the ample flesh – this is presumably because either they too young to have become body-conscious or they’ve developed the pound shop gangster mentality very young.
Chavy: Due to their age they don't have access to benefits with which to buy ‘quality’ branded sportswear and adornments. As a result the males look like they've raided the 'under £1' box in charity shops and the females look like they've acquired their jewellery and make up in lucky bags and Christmas crackers.
Ugly: It’s unclear whether there is a cause and effect relationship between being a chav and coming from the shallow end of the Gene pool but there is certainly a very strong co-relation.
Druggie: Despite the obvious poverty there will invariably be a splif circulating around the group.
scudies by shallowgirl September 1, 2013
Shuties
Shuties by PregoSiFiMosquito September 20, 2009
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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
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