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slutistics 

A mathematical equations which explains the reason why 2 in every 10 women are sluts, 5 out of every 10 women are monogamous, and 3 out of every 10 women are prudes. When these statistics are set equal to the ratio of male sluts, 9 out of 10, it becomes apparent that female slut are simply trying to restore order to the universe by fucking all the male sluts that the monogamous and prude women will not fuck. If more women would put out, then the need for sluts would deminish because the ratios would equal out. So the basis of slutistics is to show that without sluts, the order of the universe would cease and existence as we know it would no longer be. To that I say, thank you to all sluts for keeping the world safe. Support your local slut.
There were 10 men and 10 women at the party, Jane and Lisa were the only sluts. Slutisitcs deem that Jane and Lisa will have to fuck 4.5 men each in order to keep the world spinning because those other lazy ass bitches wont pull their own weight.
slutistics by Pass March 18, 2004
Related Words

slutfest 

A gathering of sluts....who services everyone there...no preference to gender
Hey Feaky F....there is a slutfest over on 5th Street...check it out..
slutfest by sweetzsug January 18, 2005

slutista 

a name used to call sluts, whores, hos, etc. or anyone. its mainly a diss word use to demean others. the root word being slut. its also a cross between a slut and the wrestler batista.
yo slutista wana come to my house later
slutista by C to the N August 3, 2007

slutfest 

someone who gives out sex (full and oral) so easily that it is hard to find someone who they haven't pleasered
Abi Titmus , Jodie Marsh etc.
slutfest by nun December 12, 2004

Slutistry 

The art of celebrating, exuding and living by ones unique code of Sluttiness.
Her joyous slutistry is empowering.
Slutistry by Valerie Stunning November 27, 2017

Slutfest 

The gathering of basic white girls in order to do various slutty, and white girl activities such as going to the mall, apply make-up, and/or participating in numeral sexual things with or without a male.
She is inviting some friends over its going to be a slutfest
Slutfest by frogger69 September 4, 2018