Kobus 

A guy of kind heart and sweetness, a gentleman to girls, and you wish you had a kobus as your boyfriend... His sweet heart and hot body makes you want him even more

Awww man look at kobus he's so kool and hot

Kobus by Samantha7245 April 23, 2018

kobus 

Porpoise. this random south african who has a hot sister.

Kobuses sister is hot

kobus by do_you_have_a_duck? March 1, 2005

Kobus 

The biggest fuck-up known and will ever be known to man.

Hey man, what the hell did you do wrong to be Kobus!!

Kobus by That's it and that's all October 4, 2018

Kobus 

Fat bitch that can’t grade shit. If your married to her her pussy is tighter than a fucking spring. If you do something that she doesn’t approve you will get beat by the gods themselves.

Person 1: I have a kobus for a teacher
Person 2: R.I.P

Kobus by OneDonkeyBoy May 11, 2021

Kobus 

Biggest poes known to man a fucking alcoholic that never work and a vet naai

Kobus is a dronk poes

Kobus by Joumasedoos November 29, 2021

Kobus 

Always has to wank between DotA Games.

“Who’s up for another round of Dota?”

“Kobus: Keen, just give me a minute”

Kobus by BigBoiWayne April 14, 2022

Kobus 

The best person you will ever get the privilege of meeting.
A super good looking, smart, hilarious dude, with the best eyebrows and legs to die for!

Hardworking, generous and selfless.
The ladies love him, but he only has eyes for his lady....which makes the ladies love him even more.
He is the best cook, with skills that put Ramsay to shame...
An aura of iridescent magic and a heart of unadulterated jewels.
He truly is the definition of pure perfection.

Kobus is the best boyfriend!

Be perfect, be like Kobus, oh wait...you can't.

Kobus by Poeper69 November 20, 2023