scumfortable 

adj. A state of being: Being completely content and comfortable with your outward appearance despite looking, feeling, or in reality actually being a scumbag; characterized by being unshowered, dressed in ragged, dirty, unmatched and miscellaneous clothing (esp. pajamas, flipflops, and a knit cap), and smelling profusely of ballfunk.

John and Rich were looking quite scumfortable on their bus ride to the post office.

scumfortable by Rich Tamiso May 14, 2008

cumfortable pants 

A pair of trousers which were used to clean up seamen, that still get worn.

I can't believe Greg still wears his cumfortable pants after I used them to clean spunk of that Polish girl's face

cumfortable pants by Crocodile Dandee November 8, 2010

Cumfortable 

The feeling of comfort felt after ejaculating inside another human being, having your penis caked in your own semen.

"Dave, would you like to pull out now that you are done?"
"No thanks, I am very cumfortable, your vagina is very cumfy therefore I will stay in for a little bit longer if you do not mind".

Cumfortable by D404 November 9, 2011

Cumfortable 

You are cumfortable when you are home alone and light some candles. Then sit down on a couch with your fireplace on and start wanking to a porn with a good plot.

Guy 1: "I'm home alone for the weekend!"
Guy 2: "Oh awesome man, are you gonna throw a party?"
Guy 1: "Nah man i think i'm just gonna make myself cumfortable"

Cumfortable by TETRlS March 6, 2016

Cumfortable 

The act of cumming and pulling up your pants simultaneously to avoid getting caught having a wank.

Lucky I got cumfortable right before my parents walked into my room.

Cumfortable by mike.tython May 6, 2014

snumfortable 

The incredible level of comfort that surrounds your whole body when you're wrapped in a Snuggie. Comes from the words "Snuggie" and "Comfortable."

I curled up in my Snuggie in front of the TV with a bowl of popcorn. I had never been that snumfortable in my life.

snumfortable by J Farbs November 9, 2010

Cumfortable 

When a lady who you are making love to is not just soft and a true pleasure to be inside she's cumfortable

She wasn't a skinny or bony screw, she was cumfortable

Cumfortable by dustyp August 6, 2019