Cumfortable 

The feeling of comfort felt after ejaculating inside another human being, having your penis caked in your own semen.

"Dave, would you like to pull out now that you are done?"
"No thanks, I am very cumfortable, your vagina is very cumfy therefore I will stay in for a little bit longer if you do not mind".

Cumfortable by D404 November 9, 2011

Cumfortable 

You are cumfortable when you are home alone and light some candles. Then sit down on a couch with your fireplace on and start wanking to a porn with a good plot.

Guy 1: "I'm home alone for the weekend!"
Guy 2: "Oh awesome man, are you gonna throw a party?"
Guy 1: "Nah man i think i'm just gonna make myself cumfortable"

Cumfortable by TETRlS March 6, 2016

Cumfortable 

The act of cumming and pulling up your pants simultaneously to avoid getting caught having a wank.

Lucky I got cumfortable right before my parents walked into my room.

Cumfortable by mike.tython May 6, 2014

Cumfortable 

When a lady who you are making love to is not just soft and a true pleasure to be inside she's cumfortable

She wasn't a skinny or bony screw, she was cumfortable

Cumfortable by dustyp August 6, 2019

cumfortable 

Comfortable for or giving a sense of comfort when engaging in sexual activity. Applicable to a person, place or piece of furniture.

It feels so good to have sex with her — she's so cumfortable.
This bed is soft and bouncy — a very cumfortable bed indeed.
His apartment is very cozy and cumfortable.

cumfortable by p3ps1m4n April 28, 2024

cumfortable pants 

A pair of trousers which were used to clean up seamen, that still get worn.

I can't believe Greg still wears his cumfortable pants after I used them to clean spunk of that Polish girl's face

cumfortable pants by Crocodile Dandee November 8, 2010

Comfortably Numb 

1. a state of severe alienation and burnout. When the pressures of life and the evils, insanity and corruption of the outside world are too much and you build a mental wall and you shut yourself out from everything and everyone. You just want to retreat by watching TV or listening to music a LOT to take you from your inner pain but your attention span is so minimized you may wind up on the couch looking up at the ceiling and constantly changing TV channels with the remote. Certain scenes or sounds may bring up painful emotions and make you cry. So you try to quench the pain by smoking, drinking or doing dope.

2. a song from the 1979 Pink Floyd classic double album "The Wall" where the alienated and overburdened rock musician Pink (no, not the real life female pop singer!) is found " comfortably numb" watching the tube and is given "a little pin prick" of horse to "get going for the show". The lyrics (written by bassist Roger Waters) describe in great detail this condition of mental/emotional illness. Dave Gilmour gives a fierce guitar workout and Nick Mason slams an electric drum as the tune fades out. Richard Wright's synthesizers are augmented by an orchestra.

1. Daniel is dog tired after working 12-hour shifts all during the week, and rotating shift schedules every week on top of that. He just sits on his couch and polishes off the Riunite and tokes while watching 13 channels of shit on the TV to choose from. In the meantime he has scenes from his life flashing back in his head. He has become comfortably numb.

2. "Comfortably Numb" is a major highlight of a Pink Floyd concert.

Comfortably Numb by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 5, 2009