scruter

a person who provokes the act of squishing onto themselves

or a person whom one may find incredibly squishy.

Issy is such a scruter! i just want to squash her cheeks!

scruter by Hassiba Elissa August 22, 2007

scroterboat 

Whilst manipulating the scrotum with your mouth, shake your head back and forth making a "motorboat" engine sound.
It's the male version of the motorboat.

Last night, Janine was circumnaviagting my scrote and then she went crazy and scroterboated me. I may now marry her.

scroterboat by Capt Scotty October 2, 2007

Scouter

An electronic device from the Dragon Ball Z series that is worn on the left ear with a heads up display lens that sits over the left eye. In the series, a scouter's primary purpose is to calculate the individual power level or ki concentration of biological characters. Scouters also serve the purpose of gathering information or interstellar communication.

Nappa: Vegeta! What does the scouter say about his power level?

Vegeta: IT'S OVER 9000!!!

Nappa: WHAT 9000?!

Scouter by DoomShizzle May 24, 2009

Scroteration 

(Skro-tur-ay-shun)

1. A laceration on the scrotum most commonly caused by manscaping or rogue fly zippers.

Jill: Why do you keep grimacing when you sit down Jack?
Jack: I gave myself a scroteration last night
Jill: You gave yourself a what now?
Jack: FFS! I cut my ballbag shaving woman!

Scroteration by Mr W to the R to the C November 25, 2011

Scouter

The first piece(s) of toilet paper used to wipe your butthole. The scouter will determine the viscosity, amount and consistency of the faeces having to be dealt with. After analysing the fecal matter on the scouter, one can assemble a "game plan" on how to further deal with it.
A good scouter is multi-layer folded toilet paper, which can handle even the worst of situations.

Just took a massive dump, couldn't believe my eyes when the scouter said there was nothing to be found. Feels good man.

Scouter by Umadbroski July 10, 2010

scroter 

(verb): to succeed at doing something by luck or otherwise less than honorable means. A fluke. Most often used in sports. Like if you shank a golf shot, but it somehow goes in the hole anyway. Or if you call swish, but then the basketball miraculously goes off the backboard and through the hoop.

WTF? I can't believe you scrotered that last shot into the basket.
Clint Dempsey totally scrotered that ball past Robert Green in the World Cup.

scroter by brentmcd April 29, 2011

scruthers 

when you swear on your penis’ life

‘ayo burney a rhombus scruthers still’
or
person 1: ‘my penis is massive’
person 2: ‘aight say scruthers’

scruthers by still/styll June 9, 2023