A scrutter is someone who does manual tasks outside - they enjoy pottering about and making things. Sometimes they will be covered in soil, sometimes they will have splinters in their fingers and a callus as big as an egg. But they know there's nothing better than going out for a good old scrut in te nature. And they'll sure be out scruttin tomorrow.

First coined by Nigel Burrows - the original scrutter and wizardly wordsmith of the shire.

"Alright scrutter!"

"Alright Lucy, I'm just goin out for a scrut!"
"Happy scruttin :)"

Scrutter by RichardSplash May 14, 2022

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Darktown strutter

Noun: A member of the negroid race; Afro-American; one of our dusky-hued brothers or sisters; Wooly-haired type; Boot-lipped mammy-jammer; Jungle-bunny; Picaninny; Mau-Mau; Spear-chucker; Jigga-boo; White Man's Burden; Shine; Darkie; Spade; Coon; Nigger, et cetera.

Anthropologist #1:"What is that coming out of the Welfare Office and getting into that Lincoln Town Car?"
Anthropologist #2:"Why, that would be a Darktown strutter."

Darktown strutter by Kieran Le Petomaine November 26, 2006

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scutterbutt n.

dirty, nasty, scandelous bitch.

damn that girl so dirty i wouldnt even touch her, what a scutterbutt.

scutterbutt n. by casey December 7, 2003

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scratter

Miserable ignorant track-suit wearing trash exemplifying the shit-encrusted population of the British Isles. Abusive dole-scum. The reason today's elderly would rather starve away in their own homes than take a 50-yard trip down to the shops. See also scally and scut-dog.

Scratters will shortly be prevalent in the UK due to their spectacularly high teenage pregnancy rate combined with the abundance of cheaply-available KFC.

scratter by Eddmanyeah December 5, 2003

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