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scroterboat
Whilst manipulating the scrotum with your mouth, shake your head back and forth making a "motorboat" engine sound.
It's the male version of the motorboat.
It's the male version of the motorboat.
Last night, Janine was circumnaviagting my scrote and then she went crazy and scroterboated me. I may now marry her.
scroterboat by Capt Scotty October 2, 2007
Scouter
An electronic device from the Dragon Ball Z series that is worn on the left ear with a heads up display lens that sits over the left eye. In the series, a scouter's primary purpose is to calculate the individual power level or ki concentration of biological characters. Scouters also serve the purpose of gathering information or interstellar communication.
Nappa: Vegeta! What does the scouter say about his power level?
Vegeta: IT'S OVER 9000!!!
Nappa: WHAT 9000?!
Vegeta: IT'S OVER 9000!!!
Nappa: WHAT 9000?!
Scouter by DoomShizzle May 24, 2009
Scroteration
(Skro-tur-ay-shun)
1. A laceration on the scrotum most commonly caused by manscaping or rogue fly zippers.
1. A laceration on the scrotum most commonly caused by manscaping or rogue fly zippers.
Jill: Why do you keep grimacing when you sit down Jack?
Jack: I gave myself a scroteration last night
Jill: You gave yourself a what now?
Jack: FFS! I cut my ballbag shaving woman!
Jack: I gave myself a scroteration last night
Jill: You gave yourself a what now?
Jack: FFS! I cut my ballbag shaving woman!
Scroteration by Mr W to the R to the C November 25, 2011
Scouter
The first piece(s) of toilet paper used to wipe your butthole. The scouter will determine the viscosity, amount and consistency of the faeces having to be dealt with. After analysing the fecal matter on the scouter, one can assemble a "game plan" on how to further deal with it.
A good scouter is multi-layer folded toilet paper, which can handle even the worst of situations.
A good scouter is multi-layer folded toilet paper, which can handle even the worst of situations.
Just took a massive dump, couldn't believe my eyes when the scouter said there was nothing to be found. Feels good man.
Scouter by Umadbroski July 10, 2010
Scroaterboat
"So last night she's sucking my dick right then all of the sudden she scroaterboated me"
"I scroaterboated the fuck out of him last night"
"I scroaterboated the fuck out of him last night"
Scroaterboat by Hairy Scroats May 6, 2013