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scroter

(verb): to succeed at doing something by luck or otherwise less than honorable means. A fluke. Most often used in sports. Like if you shank a golf shot, but it somehow goes in the hole anyway. Or if you call swish, but then the basketball miraculously goes off the backboard and through the hoop.
WTF? I can't believe you scrotered that last shot into the basket.
Clint Dempsey totally scrotered that ball past Robert Green in the World Cup.
by brentmcd April 29, 2011
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Scroter

Someone who looks,smells,and acts like a scrotum.. but isnt quite there yet
Yo oyu see that kid Dave right? Well he is a reall scroter
by crackedoutfatman October 30, 2003
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Scroter-boat

(Verb) the act of having the scrotum gargled while receiving oral sex.
The fine lady with the blackberry was giving me terrible head last night. GOD bless her. But then she proceeded to scroter-boat me. It was a fucking game changer.
by Trap god September 19, 2013
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scooter douche

1. n. A person that uses electric rental scooters and then leaves them laying carelessly and inconveniently about once they are done with it.

2. n. An inconsiderate ass hat.
The city is launching a rental scooter program? Great. Here come the scooter douches.
by picc285 July 27, 2019
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Scooter Braun

An awful manager. He stole the masters of Taylor Swift, causing her to re-record her albums. Now Taylor thinks of Scooter as an enemy.
Taylor Swift: I am so mad at Scooter Braun for stealing my masters. I am so going to teach him a lesson.
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scooterbeast

A human who is too fat to walk and requires the aid of a scooter to get around. While elusive, most specimens can be found roaming around Walmart in the store's complimentary mobility devices, but rarely near the produce aisle.
"I almost got run over by a scooterbeast at Wally World today."
by spixn January 9, 2014
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old scrotey

A nickname for the male nut sack, more properly known as the scrotum. For full effect, say in a cowboy accent.
Cowboy Bob: Howdy, ma'am, would ya like a little peek at Old Scrotey?
by meowlnir August 3, 2014
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