scrotorola

Taking a picture of your nuts on a friend's cell phone and setting it as their wallpaper. The next time they open their phone they have a virtual teabag.

"I gave Cindy a scrotorola. Somebody call her and make her pick up her phone..."

by T.J.B. January 22, 2007

Scrotozoa

Microorganisms that team in the corners of your crotch and make balls smell like balls.

My wife wouldn't give me oral sex till I wiped the scrotozoa from my stinking balls.

by B. H. McNultey September 6, 2010

Scrotoplasm

Any number of fluids housed inside of the male scrotum; i.e. blood, seminal fluid etc.

The handrail annihilated his coin purse releasing a good amount of scrotoplasm.

by kid8088 April 17, 2009

scrotocol

It comes from the words scrotum and protocol.

1. A set of regulations or procedures that a man has regarding his testicles.

2. The list of do's and don'ts concerning the testicular region.

If you're gonna suck my dick, you have to stroke my balls. It's my standard scrotocol.

You don't kick another man in the nuts unless you're a pussy. That is simple scrotocol.

by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM April 25, 2009

scrotoplasty

tightening up loose ball sacks

Did you see that old guy at the gym, he had a ball sack that sagged so low it was hitting his leg like a pendulum. He could really use a scrotoplasty.

by sfballsack December 20, 2009

Scrotorboat

The act of motorboating applied to a scrotum.

"She scrotorboated me when she went down on me last night"

by ShiftyJack November 25, 2009

scrotorboat

Verb: to motorboat someone's ball sac as though it were a woman's cleavage. Scrotorboating is not exclusive to the nuts, and can even include said activity on someone's taint.

"Please just go down on me. When you scrotorboat me, it tickles and I lose focus!"

by FeralBuddy October 13, 2011