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scrotometry
He /she was indulging in scrotometry.
He/ she frequents a scrotometrist.
He/ she frequents a scrotometrist.
scrotometry by Graham the hobbit September 15, 2006
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scrotomic • scrotomima • scrotomised • Scrotomitten • scrotom warmer • Scroticles • Scrotoid • Scrotom Sack • Scrotosis • Scrooming
Scroticure
A long, lavish treatment of the seminal sack: including manscape, massage and manipulation. Often involves scented candles and rooting for The Redskins.
After losing the Fantasy Football Championship, Karl was compelled to perform a poignant and personal scroticure.
Scroticure by KlawzVengeance January 24, 2012
Scroticular
Scroticular by Ryan O'Beirne July 25, 2003
scrotumscribe
scrotumscribe by spaidaknigga November 30, 2007
Scroticles
Scroticles by LittleSam April 26, 2005
Scrotuminium
(Scrotum and Condominium) Is a dwelling between your penis and your rectum where all your sexual disease get to stay free of charge. No lease requirement.
Little Johnny went out to the bar one night and had a few too many tall boys and caused him to have beer goggles, which in turn lead to him taking home a swamp donkey. He usually catches the majority of diseases because cheap living expenses in his "Scrotuminium" are so appealing.
Scrotuminium by JohnnyGoDeeper November 18, 2013
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