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scrotometry 

British in origin. The practice of acting like a scrotum and general tom foolery.
He /she was indulging in scrotometry.
He/ she frequents a scrotometrist.
scrotometry by Graham the hobbit September 15, 2006

Scroticure

A long, lavish treatment of the seminal sack: including manscape, massage and manipulation.  Often involves scented candles and rooting for The Redskins.
After losing the Fantasy Football Championship, Karl was compelled to perform a poignant and personal scroticure.
Scroticure by KlawzVengeance January 24, 2012

Scroticular 

When Bill sat on his nuts, he pinched a scroticular nerve
Scroticular by Ryan O'Beirne July 25, 2003

scrotumscribe 

to scribe a scrotum, or in other words, draw a circle around a scrotum.
Lance armstrong balls would be scrotumscribed, it is obvious he has a halo around his balls.
scrotumscribe by spaidaknigga November 30, 2007

Scroticles 

(noun) The scrotal/testicular region.
\"Pinky was a nice cat, until he bit me in the scroticles.\"
Scroticles by LittleSam April 26, 2005

Scrotuminium 

(Scrotum and Condominium) Is a dwelling between your penis and your rectum where all your sexual disease get to stay free of charge. No lease requirement.
Little Johnny went out to the bar one night and had a few too many tall boys and caused him to have beer goggles, which in turn lead to him taking home a swamp donkey. He usually catches the majority of diseases because cheap living expenses in his "Scrotuminium" are so appealing.
Scrotuminium by JohnnyGoDeeper November 18, 2013