scrotumscribe Share definition Flag to scribe a scrotum, or in other words, draw a circle around a scrotum. Lance armstrong balls would be scrotumscribed, it is obvious he has a halo around his balls. scrotumscribe by spaidaknigga November 30, 2007 0 0 Get merch Get the scrotumscribe mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch