screwsual

A person or business that usually screws people over

Every time I go to that store it is business as screwsual

by Lyricalroger November 5, 2014

Shreksuality

Having a sexual affinity and devotion for Shrek. Believes that Shrek is love and that Shrek is life. They may make their family members jealous for their devotion and love for Shrek. Age can vary around nine or above.

Do you study Shreksuality?

I heard Don was a Shreksual.

by Ourlordgaben February 1, 2014

Screwsman

A thief well versed in burglary by means of skeleton keys, waxing keys (creating imprints for duplication), or picking locks.

Exemplified by the character of Agar in Michael Crichton's "The Great Train Robbery"

Pierce: "I'm thinking of something bigger."
Agar: "With wax...on the fly?"
Pierce: "Mmm-hmm"
Agar: "Well then, I'm your man. I'm the bloody fastest screwsman you'll ever see."
Pierce: "So I heard"

by TouchstoneTheFool March 25, 2007

Screwball

1: A fool; and idiot; someone who is crazy

2: A type of baseball pitch

1: Man, he's a nice guy but he's such a screwball sometimes.

2: Woah, did you see that screwball?!

by zeemeister May 14, 2011

screwsapalooza

Slang for an extended period of easy fucking, often in reference to an orgy.

Yeah, I went out to stay with my Uncle Albert in California one summer and it was a real screwsapalooza!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 12, 2021

screwular

A cell phone company much like other cell phone companies; who's goal is to screw the customer out of money every month by providing a 'service' which seems reasonable when you sign the contract, but when the bill actually comes in it is much more than you were 'promised' by the sales weasel and you can't cancel your service thus incarcerating you into debt for the next two years until your contract expires.

Bob: "What cellular service do you have?"
Jane: "I have screwular."

by S_R January 19, 2008

screwball

an idiot who's insane

That's one crazy screwball

by puppydude April 12, 2004