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screwsual 

A person or business that usually screws people over
Every time I go to that store it is business as screwsual
screwsual by Lyricalroger November 5, 2014
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Shreksuality 

Having a sexual affinity and devotion for Shrek. Believes that Shrek is love and that Shrek is life. They may make their family members jealous for their devotion and love for Shrek. Age can vary around nine or above.
Do you study Shreksuality?

I heard Don was a Shreksual.
Shreksuality by Ourlordgaben February 1, 2014

Screwsman 

A thief well versed in burglary by means of skeleton keys, waxing keys (creating imprints for duplication), or picking locks.

Exemplified by the character of Agar in Michael Crichton's "The Great Train Robbery"
Pierce: "I'm thinking of something bigger."
Agar: "With wax...on the fly?"
Pierce: "Mmm-hmm"
Agar: "Well then, I'm your man. I'm the bloody fastest screwsman you'll ever see."
Pierce: "So I heard"
Screwsman by TouchstoneTheFool March 25, 2007

Screwball 

1: A fool; and idiot; someone who is crazy

2: A type of baseball pitch
1: Man, he's a nice guy but he's such a screwball sometimes.

2: Woah, did you see that screwball?!
Screwball by zeemeister May 14, 2011

screwsapalooza 

Slang for an extended period of easy fucking, often in reference to an orgy.
Yeah, I went out to stay with my Uncle Albert in California one summer and it was a real screwsapalooza!
screwsapalooza by Dr Bunnygirl July 12, 2021

screwular 

A cell phone company much like other cell phone companies; who's goal is to screw the customer out of money every month by providing a 'service' which seems reasonable when you sign the contract, but when the bill actually comes in it is much more than you were 'promised' by the sales weasel and you can't cancel your service thus incarcerating you into debt for the next two years until your contract expires.
Bob: "What cellular service do you have?"
Jane: "I have screwular."
screwular by S_R January 19, 2008

screwball 

an idiot who's insane
That's one crazy screwball
screwball by puppydude April 12, 2004
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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