screwular

A cell phone company much like other cell phone companies; who's goal is to screw the customer out of money every month by providing a 'service' which seems reasonable when you sign the contract, but when the bill actually comes in it is much more than you were 'promised' by the sales weasel and you can't cancel your service thus incarcerating you into debt for the next two years until your contract expires.

Bob: "What cellular service do you have?"
Jane: "I have screwular."

by S_R January 19, 2008

screwtard

Name for retards that screw you over.

Good name for crazy people driving on roads. Screwtard is a good word for them. Very fitting.

(someone cuts you off)
*SCREWTARD!!!*

by kugly January 14, 2009

Scrotularly

Thinking it terms of one's ballsack. Putting the sack before all other priorities. Ball-bias.

I wanted to focus on my studies, but I kept thinking scrotularly, in the end i ended up with some sweet sexual intercourse.

by Stephen Jouflas May 23, 2005

Scrotular

having to do with; or pertaining to the Scrotum

My cancer went from being testicular to being scrotular

by CaptMO January 14, 2009

Screwdar

The radar or "sixth sense" someone gets when they sense that two people have recently hooked up. Often times this is due to the people being overly friendly with each other, overly infatuated, or simply just awkward with one another.

This is very common with coworkers, or 2 people of the same group of friends.

Coworker 1: Man, did you see Jennifer and James at the department meeting yesterday? They were totally awkward with each other. They both kept on laughing nervously and shifting their weight any time one of them said something, and James was sweating balls! They used to be really comfortable with one another. I bet they are hooking up.

Coworker2: Yea, my screwdar was going off too! I bet they hooked up after everyone left the company party last Friday. They seemed pretty plastered.

by Cat85 February 3, 2012

screwaroundable

an adjective describing someone you can just goof off and screw around with

Am I not screwaroundable enough for you to be punny with? D:

by whattheturtle August 19, 2014

screwtard

A mixture of screw and retard.
Screw-tard

David: Hello smell my finger its my ass.

Collin: David your such a screwtard.

by Kieran999 May 11, 2006