Lyricalroger's definitions

necropoetic

1. Writing poems or songs about dead people, death, and dying
2. Feeling that you songs or poem was inspired by someone dead or dying

He wrote a necropoetic song about his departed grandfather

by Lyricalroger May 3, 2013

blog graphiti

When somebody's blog starts to ramble into incoherent words

His political rant turned into blog graphiti

by Lyricalroger May 3, 2013

spite friending

Friending a person on FaceBook, that you don't like, just to keep up with them or get even with them

She was spite friending her high school enemies to to get to know their man

by Lyricalroger January 5, 2014

mamanoia

A state of paranoia that only a mother can have. Any disease she reads about on the internet she rushes her child to the doctor insisting the child has the disease. Seldom does the child ever have the illness or disease.

She rushed her child to the emergency room thinking her child had the worse disease. The doctor said it was just mamanoia.

by Lyricalroger January 10, 2014

Rectospective

The view of life perceived by someone with their head firmly planted up their ass

John had his head so far up his ass that it gave him a unique rectospective

by Lyricalroger May 10, 2014

peanut butt air

When somebody eats so many peanuts that it causes them to fart

Hide the peanuts real quick. Last time he ate so many he had a bad case of peanut butt air

by Lyricalroger August 31, 2014

braggasm

The second orgasm experienced by a man when he is bragging to his friend about the cause of the first orgasm

John had a braggasm when he started bragging to his friends about the gal he spent the night with

by Lyricalroger September 27, 2014