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Screwsade 

A play on the word "crusade;" to go on a warlike rampage for sex, ususally in groups of 5 or 6.
A group of college guys getting drunk, going clubbing and scoring some ass all weekend would be considered a screwsade.
Screwsade by THE.ALEX May 2, 2008
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screwsapalooza 

Slang for an extended period of easy fucking, often in reference to an orgy.
Yeah, I went out to stay with my Uncle Albert in California one summer and it was a real screwsapalooza!
screwsapalooza by Dr Bunnygirl July 12, 2021

screwface capital 

Toronto, Ontario canada
screwface capital by FG Records March 19, 2008
A crazy Jamaican drug dealer from the movie Marked for Death.
John Hatcher says "You bailed out a Jamaican street named Monkey the other day, I want him. This other piece of shit, Screwface, I want him."

Screwface says "I want Hatcha dead. I want his family dead. If you can't kill him, I go kill him. Then I'm gonna kill you
Screwface by paulkersey July 23, 2012

Screwdaddy 

A nonsensical and inoffensive term used to describe people being annoying or stupid. Screwdaddy has no origin other than the fact that is the perfect sounding word to express someone's annoyance.
Friend: Sorry I ate your chicken kievs.

Beth: You're such a screwdaddy.
Screwdaddy by BtotheGtotheG January 2, 2018
A miscellaneous piece of hardware that requires some sort of screw driving implement (be it a Phillips head, IKEA wrench or otherwise) to put it in its place. The term is a hybridization of screw and doodad.
Has anyone seen that screwdad we use to keep this amplifier bolted down to the rack?
screwdad by jrax May 29, 2007
1) like a poker face...revealing nothing
2) the scowl etched on inner-city kids faces
"Screwface means I'm not pleased/ Screwface means I'm not amused/ Screwface means I just wanna walk, not talk/ Screwface means I just wanna leave." ~ dizzee
screwface by dani wu July 6, 2004
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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