scraponus

the birthmark on the male penis

My scraponus is on the left side of my left bent penis.

by leftbentpp May 10, 2021

scrainus

the soft patch of skin that is located between the scrotum and the anus. usually very wrinkled and has a tinge of brown due to it's close proximity to the anus. Its name derives from part scrotum + part anus = scrainus

example a: yesterday i had a terrible itch on my scrainus.
example b: dont you think paul bettinger's face looks like a scrainus?

by jfreakind August 30, 2007

straponess

A woman who performs anal penetration with strapon, AKA pegging, on man

Who is that, your girlfriend? No, she is my straponess

by dildo777 September 24, 2018

scranus

The area on a man's body found between the scrotum and anus. Also known as "the seams of life" because if one tears his scranus his soul will fall out.

I tore my scranus and my soul fell out.

by professor nutsack August 11, 2003

Penis Scrapings

The bits of fluff and smegma at the end of your bell end if you don't wash it after a wank.

Man, my knob is full of Penis Scrapings today, I should have given it a scrub after that wank.

by Shadyyy_ September 26, 2014

scronus

The area between an individual's penis shaft and scrotum. Often itches and is relieved through very accurate scratching.

Dude: Dude, I scratched my scronus for like 2 hours this morning
Other Dude: Dude! Mine itched for so long the other day! It felt awesome scratching it!

by your grannys cat August 20, 2010

scrapenuts

scrapenuts- n. (not to be confused with the popular breakfast cereal) A condition in which, despite the cold weather and the common belief that the scrotal sac contracts into a tighter position, the testicles of an individual bounce back and forth hitting the inner thighs of the individual while he is scraping ice of off an automobile. This is due to to the stationary position of the legs and the motion of the upper body during the scraping act. This allows for the testicles to swing back and forth and cause the scraper to feel them hitting one inner thigh than the other in a pendulum-like pattern of motion.

Last week after the big ice storm, I was helping my buddy get the ice off of his car windows, and we both got scrapenuts.

by filetofsoul March 13, 2011