scrapenuts- n. (not to be confused with the
popular breakfast
cereal) A condition in which, despite the cold weather and the
common belief that the scrotal sac contracts into a tighter position, the testicles of an individual bounce back and forth hitting the inner thighs of the individual while he is scraping ice of off an automobile. This is due to to the stationary position of the legs and the motion of the upper body during the scraping act. This allows for the testicles to swing back and forth and cause the scraper to feel them hitting
one inner thigh than the other in a pendulum-like pattern of motion.
Last week after the big ice
storm, I was helping my
buddy get the ice off of his car
windows, and we both got scrapenuts.