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scootos

1. The operating system (OS) Scootabot runs on
2. The Linux distro created by Scootabot and Chrome
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by Chrome Fuchsia December 4, 2016
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lb scoots

The scooter wheel company made by the kid who made $100k at 13, Nicholas Pinto.
(It is used in a sentence kind of like “sliced bread”)
Bro, I love Proto wheels but they break mad quick, I got me them lb scoots wheels by nick pinto now tho. we straight.
by satoshinaakamoto October 16, 2020
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The scoots

“Have you heard, Susan has the scoots
by junghosocks February 16, 2018
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Scoots Mcgoots

Noun. In the process of leaving, on your way out the door.

Verb. To leave.
"No time to handle those TPS reports today boss, I am already Scoots Mcgoots"

"Come'on people time to get this party on the road, let's Scoots Mcgoots"

Paul: Scoots Mcgoots?
Jeff: Yups Mcgups, I'm ready.
by jay_nez February 4, 2010
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Scootscratch

Its when your butt-crack itches and you try to scratch it by scooting around in your seat because you dont want anyone to see.
Frank: All man look at that guy, does he have terets?

Jim: No dude he's pullin the classic scootscratch.
by tatijarvis July 30, 2010
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Scootsified

When something has become schnebbled beyond repair through your own actions.
"This Specialized has become Scootsified after I adjusted the hubs"

"After my small adjustments my bike has become Scootsified"
by Lookboy October 6, 2009
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scootourist

someone who likes the scooter scene and it's music and vibe but hasn't got a scooter.
This can mean at best those who wish to support the scene for those who do have scooters and love to ride whatever the weather, all the way to those who wish to enjoy the 'positive' as they see it: clothes, dance, booze, social scene, soul music, bands, cameraderie, but don't want what they see as the negative aspects 'the riding hundreds of miles on underpowered machines in poor weather, fixing vintage machines yourself, spending lots of money maintaining an inherently unreliable and expensive machine.

Scootourists: 'miss the point' of scootering
Like a biker without a bike, a hells angel without the bike, leather or brothers, a soulie without vinyl or a dancefloor, they clutter the scene believing they belong when they are deluding themselves and fooling no one else.
Hey look at Rob: what's he doing here?
Did he buy a scooter?
'No He's a scootourist now' look at his clean jacket, everyone else looks damp around the edges: not him: he came in his car!
Did you wave at him?
yeah: with 2 fingers! what a loser!
the proverbial 'spare prick at a wedding'
by terry fuckwitt1 September 28, 2011
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