Scootologie 

Scootologie scoot-ol-o-gie noun

1. the science of riding scooters,
esp. with reference to pleasure,
convenience and overall joy.

2. the study of all things scoot.

3. riders feel fulfilled due to
advancements in scootology

Scootologie has made my life more pleasurable, convenient, economical and exciting. I look forward to scooting daily thanks to Scootologie.

Scootologie by ScootAwesome June 10, 2011

scrotologist 

Someone who studies the physiological, pathophysiological, anatomical as well as politico-socioeconomic characteristics of the male scrotum.

While examining my inguinal canal prior to hernia repair surgery the nurse examined and manipulated my ball sack so closely and delicately that she must have been a scrotologist.

scrotologist by Nickelman goes turgid. January 3, 2012

Scotologist 

One who teaches the work of Scotometry and diagnosis perverts with post-ejaculitory sexual obsession disorder.

When i grow up, i wanna be a motha fuckin Scotologist.

Scotologist by Sampson January 24, 2003

Scoopologist

A professional Ice Cream scooper. They have acquired a masters of scoopology from the only college offering it in the world, The School of Scoopy Doos Ice Cream and More.

Did you hear that they are all Scoopologists??
No Way!! Give me some ice cream!

Scoopologist by Byron Masters May 18, 2011