by The Protagonist July 26, 2005
A bad case of the runs where the unfortunate individual afflicted has to "scoot" to the bathroom in order to avoid soiling there calvins.
<argv0> Did you take a shit?
<marlon> no, go ahead, I was just in there brushing my teeth
<argv0> Sweet Jesus!!!, you fucking asshole I almost pucked
<marlon> you like that, I had the scoots
<argv0> you sick fuck!
<marlon> no, go ahead, I was just in there brushing my teeth
<argv0> Sweet Jesus!!!, you fucking asshole I almost pucked
<marlon> you like that, I had the scoots
<argv0> you sick fuck!
by Danf98 December 17, 2005
by ThatGirl132 January 25, 2011
interjection: An expression of excitement often displayed by Indian males at large convocations in agreement with previously expressed excitement.
by what'supPLAYa? September 01, 2010
by junghosocks February 12, 2018
When a dog sits and pulls itself around with its front legs in an effort to scratch an itchy butt hole. It's an act that is often unexpected and hilarious (if it's not on your rug.)
Nancy - "Do you like our new carpet?"
Thomas - "You're so brave to install white carp-HAHA, Muffin is totally scooting by the chair!"
Nancy - "MUFFIN! NOO!"
Thomas - "You're so brave to install white carp-HAHA, Muffin is totally scooting by the chair!"
Nancy - "MUFFIN! NOO!"
by Douglas Bubbletrousers August 01, 2008