scoots

The runs, Hershey-squirts, diarrhea.

Aw, man, I had the scoots somethin' awful.

by The Protagonist August 22, 2005

Scoots

The condition that causes a dog to slide around on the floor to scratch his ass. Often due to itching caused by worms.

Damnit, Rover's got the scoots again!

by Big Brett the Bomb Threat December 31, 2003

scoots

A bad case of the runs where the unfortunate individual afflicted has to "scoot" to the bathroom in order to avoid soiling there calvins.

<argv0> Did you take a shit?
<marlon> no, go ahead, I was just in there brushing my teeth
<argv0> Sweet Jesus!!!, you fucking asshole I almost pucked
<marlon> you like that, I had the scoots
<argv0> you sick fuck!

by Danf98 December 28, 2005

scoots

Marijuana combined with tobacco. Smoked like weed.

Let's go smoke some scoots!

by ThatGirl132 January 25, 2011

Scoots

Shoes

Hey, look at my new scoots!

by keepinupwthekoolkids September 14, 2018

Scoots

A way better word for anything good , such as cool or epic .

" Hey Kenny I didnt do it for the dwarves "
" Don't even trip Fernando its all scoots "

by young trap lord August 21, 2014

Scoots

money, scratch

I'm low on scoots, That takes scoots,

by Anonymous November 8, 2003