Kenfit

A sugar and processed food laced nutrition plan combined with a randomly structured training plan leaving the athlete somewhat fit, somewhat fast, and occasionally awesome, though results are unpredictable.
I podiumed on my Kenfit training plan! Kenfit has me eating Chipotle for lunch and dinner plus a huge heaping bowl of ice cream. Kenfit is like Crossfit, without all the douchebaggery and lack of endurance. (kenfit) (promasters)
by Lookboy July 30, 2016
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Scootsified

When something has become schnebbled beyond repair through your own actions.
"This Specialized has become Scootsified after I adjusted the hubs"

"After my small adjustments my bike has become Scootsified"
by Lookboy October 06, 2009
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