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Scootscratch

Its when your butt-crack itches and you try to scratch it by scooting around in your seat because you dont want anyone to see.
Frank: All man look at that guy, does he have terets?

Jim: No dude he's pullin the classic scootscratch.
by tatijarvis July 30, 2010
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Scrotscratcher

A scrotscratcher is one of those annoying cunts that without warning starts scratching their bollocks. Sudden and violent sractching is often a sign of std's such as herpes.

This will generally mean that the subject that is scratching his nuts will either be a dity stop out thats sleeps with any slag or his wife / girlfriend is the local bike.
Vicar, dont be such a dirty fucking whore shagging scrotscratcher.
by Terry T November 29, 2006
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