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scoontie 

ORIGIN: BROCKTON, MA. 508

*male or female. someone that does trashy things like suck dick for a living, stripper, prostitute, act fake, are a bitch or a cunt, trick, slut.
Yo, you see that girl over there i heard she's a scoontie.

Walk into the club "where the scoonties at??"

Stop being such a scoontie! GET THE DICK OUTCHA MOUTH!

Girlll you slept with my boyfriend scoont please! wtfff.
scoontie by BAR666 March 31, 2010
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A mixture of three words: Coon (nigger), skank, and cunt. Ultimate insult to any female.
Damn, that chick you were hittin on last night was a nappy-headed scoont!
Scoont by chaosAD June 18, 2011
Nah my scoonts be nasty not dirty
scoont by Slangringer June 18, 2022

Scoonstache 

Used to describe a skunk. Nocturnal animal that sprays ass gas to defend itself, one of its main characteristics is a white line on its back. Scoonstache is commonly confused with Coonstache when heard.
Watch out for that Scoonstache man!

It smells like a Scoonstache
Scoonstache by douche-fag October 9, 2008

scoomute 

Commute to work on a scooter.
"You seen Scot? He's commuting to work on a scooter!! "
"Yeah its s pretty sweet scoomute, his carbon footprint is tiny and his right leg is massive"
scoomute by Gilbo baggins February 9, 2018
Scoobnut, (pl) scoobnuts: Noun; the main export and staple food of the city state of Scoobington. While called the scoobnut, the "nut" is actually a fruit similar to an apple. This fruit is used as an additive in many foods. For example: as a substitute in the titular "gluten challenge." The scoobnut is also the main food source of the species of amphibian known as Caecilians. Additionally, scoobnuts are also the main ingredient in the Major Melon flavor of Mountain Dew. The "dew" is as actually a scoobnut.
Class, what is the backbone of the Scoobington economy?

Oh, I know professor! It's the scoobnut.