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Used to describe a Racoon. Animals with very large bodies compared to their small limbs, arent good at running, climbing things is its prime talent,generally they are dumb asses,usually look through garbage at night then flee the scene to eat it
Holy shit man its a fuckin coonstache!

Whoa what the fuck was that?You almost ran over A coonstache
by douche-fag August 13, 2008
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Used to describe a skunk. Nocturnal animal that sprays ass gas to defend itself, one of its main characteristics is a white line on its back. Scoonstache is commonly confused with Coonstache when heard.
Watch out for that Scoonstache man!

It smells like a Scoonstache
by douche-fag August 13, 2008
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