Scoonstache 

Used to describe a skunk. Nocturnal animal that sprays ass gas to defend itself, one of its main characteristics is a white line on its back. Scoonstache is commonly confused with Coonstache when heard.

Watch out for that Scoonstache man!

It smells like a Scoonstache

Scoonstache by douche-fag October 9, 2008

snoopstache 

When you buy tortoises for your daughter for Christmas and moisturize your hands because they feel scratchy

This girl is SUCH a snoopstache.

snoopstache by Snoopstache November 29, 2019

Coonstache 

Used to describe a Racoon. Animals with very large bodies compared to their small limbs, arent good at running, climbing things is its prime talent,generally they are dumb asses,usually look through garbage at night then flee the scene to eat it

Holy shit man its a fuckin coonstache!

Whoa what the fuck was that?You almost ran over A coonstache

Coonstache by douche-fag October 9, 2008