sclink

a nasty stupid whore

kat: did you see zoey last night she was such a ducking sclink

by anonymous October 1, 2023

Butt Slinky

The aftermath of a brutal pounding from behind causing the butthole to prolapse like a slinky

After smashing Courtney I pulled out her butt slinky

by Ricky booby#1 April 15, 2020

splink

Deep, adventurous thinking; being a useful combination of to "spelunk" (to cave dive) and to "think".

"Matt, this problem truly has me stumped. Let me splink about it."

by lauderman March 1, 2018

schinkered

1. To slow or inhibit forward movement or progress to the point of stagnation and ultimately, death.
2. The act of drawing someone's attention away from something, or to deflect.
3. The polar opposite of helpful.

I requested a change to the corporate router, but I was schinkered.

by public enemy number 2 August 9, 2006

stinky slinky

1. prolapsed rectum, sometimes held in place with a foreign object

2. train wreck involving spillage of hazardous material

3. technical term employed by Canadian plumbers

4. shrinkage due to fellatio performed by one who practices less than ideal dental hygiene

5. type of weed grown in motor home greenhouses, using the sludge from an RV dump

"I can't feel my face!"

"Must be stinky slinky..."

"...apparently she was taken to the ER because she'd tried to stopper her stinky slinky with a potato."

by errataagain October 6, 2009

Shlink

Onomatopoeia for inserting/slipping one object into another.

I’m going to shlink into there tonight.

by BigDaddyPJ June 21, 2019

Slink

Sneaky link just made simpler.

Friend: oh my god who are you texting?!
Me: oh just my slinks.
Friend: your slinks?
Me: yeah my *sneaky links!*

by LiterallyJohanna December 16, 2022