"Dude, you were supposed to play music as a DJ - but instead you crashed your friend´s car!! You are an idiot!"
"Yeah, I´m sorry I stumped your wedding. I was drunk AF"
"Yeah, I´m sorry I stumped your wedding. I was drunk AF"
by Stumpoline August 28, 2023
to be very foolish
chris: yo i told dat gurl last nite i aint want her,, and she qotta be stumped cuzz she styll didnt qet me.
by Resia March 02, 2009
the act of going out & buying a tree, letting it grow for a few years & then cutting it down to the stump just went when it gets large enough for personal use. then bring home a bangin' girl that will fit on the stump & fuck her all night
by cooooooooooolavery November 10, 2009
by Keelie. July 11, 2008
by Cinghram97 November 02, 2016
A girl who is physically attractive, yet is lacking in peronality. Attemping to hold a conversation with a tree stump would be equally interesting.
by Sam K. June 02, 2004
by Smartest Person Ever July 15, 2015