stumped

Term used to describe, when you fuck something up very much.

"Dude, you were supposed to play music as a DJ - but instead you crashed your friend´s car!! You are an idiot!"
"Yeah, I´m sorry I stumped your wedding. I was drunk AF"

by Stumpoline August 28, 2023

stumped

to be very foolish

chris: yo i told dat gurl last nite i aint want her,, and she qotta be stumped cuzz she styll didnt qet me.

by Resia March 1, 2009

stumped

the act of going out & buying a tree, letting it grow for a few years & then cutting it down to the stump just went when it gets large enough for personal use. then bring home a bangin' girl that will fit on the stump & fuck her all night

Morgan: Are you gonna get stumped tonight heather?

Heather: Only if you do it with me!

by cooooooooooolavery November 10, 2009

stumped

a cross between "stoked" and "pumped."

Frank: Are you ready for this game?
Leon: Hell yeah! I'm so fucking STUMPED, man!

by Keelie. July 4, 2008

Stump

Someone who has a stubby dick

Look at his pants, he must be a Stump

by Cinghram97 November 1, 2016

stump

A girl who is physically attractive, yet is lacking in peronality. Attemping to hold a conversation with a tree stump would be equally interesting.

That chick is fine, but hot damn.. what a stump!

by Sam K. June 2, 2004

Stump

Dumbass, stupid, and doesn't know shit.

That freaking Stump doesn't know who OJ Simpson is.

by Smartest Person Ever August 6, 2015