Slinkerknot

Someone without the ability to speak in the present tense.

Jon: *drinking beer* Wow, this beer tasted real good, and it's gonna be remarkably smooth.

Canadian: Wow, what a Slinkerknot

by ASovietUnicorn September 14, 2011

slinkerknot: noun: A person who is unable to speak in the present tense.

Slinkerknot sentence example

"MMMM... This beer tasted so good and is going to be remarkably smooth." - John LaJoie, Canadian Tour Annoucement.

by BanginSince1945 September 13, 2011

A person who can not speak in the present tense

Steve proved he was a slinkerknot by saying (while eating a doughnut) "This doughnut tasted good"

by jakotak September 13, 2011

noun. A person who is unable to speak in the present tense.

Jon says: Mmm, this beer tasted so good, and is going to be remarkably smooth.

He is a slinkerknot

by Ashfield September 13, 2011

slinkerknot

a person who is unable to speak in the present tense

*takes a swig of beer from a bottle
"mmmh, this beer was tasting very good and is going to be remarkably smooth"

"I am going to be a slinkerknot"

by eggz09 September 13, 2011

A person who is unable to speak in the present tense.

A: "Hmm. This beer tasted so good and it's gonna be remarkably smooth"

B: "He's such a slinkerknot"

by holde September 13, 2011