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Slinkerknot

slinkerknot: noun: A person who is unable to speak in the present tense.
Slinkerknot sentence example

"MMMM... This beer tasted so good and is going to be remarkably smooth." - John LaJoie, Canadian Tour Annoucement.
Slinkerknot by BanginSince1945 September 13, 2011
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Slinkerknot

A person who can not speak in the present tense
Steve proved he was a slinkerknot by saying (while eating a doughnut) "This doughnut tasted good"
Slinkerknot by jakotak September 13, 2011

Slinkerknot

noun. A person who is unable to speak in the present tense.
Jon says: Mmm, this beer tasted so good, and is going to be remarkably smooth.

He is a slinkerknot
Slinkerknot by Ashfield September 13, 2011

slinkerknot

a person who is unable to speak in the present tense
*takes a swig of beer from a bottle
"mmmh, this beer was tasting very good and is going to be remarkably smooth"

"I am going to be a slinkerknot"
slinkerknot by eggz09 September 13, 2011

slinkerknot

A person who is unable to speak in the present tense.
A: "Hmm. This beer tasted so good and it's gonna be remarkably smooth"

B: "He's such a slinkerknot"
slinkerknot by holde September 13, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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