schvantz

He's got the schvantz of a bull! I'm walking bow-legged today!

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the male genitalia.

see also: cock, penis, dong, dick

also used to make hilarious parodies of songs. see example below.

twinkle twinkle little star. how i SCHVANTZ!

schvantz by DoctoRUMS October 10, 2005

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That dog is chasing its schvantz.

schvantz by REBELYELLoz September 13, 2011

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Schwantz

Slang-ish German word for the male organ. Literal translation is "tail".

I threw her the ol' Schwantz and she murmured: "Ja, das ist gut" ;-)

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I once posed naked for a photography class, and now my schwantz is all over the internet.

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"Dude you kicked me in the Shvantz!" Pranit said.

Shvantz by Dr. Shvantz December 22, 2013

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"Keith Lundy has a really small schvontz." Olga said to her friend after he failed to make love to her.

schvontz by Allahu February 24, 2005

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