schvantz

Yiddish for Penis.

He's got the schvantz of a bull! I'm walking bow-legged today!

schvantz by David Glaiser April 3, 2008

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schvantz

the male genitalia.

see also: cock, penis, dong, dick

also used to make hilarious parodies of songs. see example below.

twinkle twinkle little star. how i SCHVANTZ!

schvantz by DoctoRUMS October 10, 2005

Related Words

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schvantz

Yiddish for tail.

That dog is chasing its schvantz.

schvantz by REBELYELLoz September 13, 2011

Schwantz

Slang-ish German word for the male organ. Literal translation is "tail".

I threw her the ol' Schwantz and she murmured: "Ja, das ist gut" ;-)

Schwantz by Philip York-Hunt January 26, 2009

schwantz

A slang term for male genitalia

I once posed naked for a photography class, and now my schwantz is all over the internet.

schwantz by Detroit_Jay July 18, 2005

Shvantz

"Dude you kicked me in the Shvantz!" Pranit said.

Shvantz by Dr. Shvantz December 22, 2013

schvontz

German word for penis.

"Keith Lundy has a really small schvontz." Olga said to her friend after he failed to make love to her.

schvontz by Allahu February 24, 2005

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