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Schwanzstucker 

The pseudo-German word used in the Mel Brooks film "Young Frankenstein" to describe the enormity of Dr. Frankenstein's Creature's wang.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: For the experiment to be a success, all of the body parts must be enlarged.

Inga: His veins, his feet, his hands, his organs vould all have to be increased in size.

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Exactly.

Inga: He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker.

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: That goes without saying.

Inga: Voof.
Schwanzstucker by Jay South November 2, 2005
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schwanzschtücker 

An enormous cock, dick, shaft, pole, man meat.....penis!
Dr. Frankenstein: For the experiment to be a success, all of the body parts must be enlarged.

Inga: His veins, his feet, his hands, his organs vould all have to be increased in size

.Dr. Frankenstein: Precisely.

Inga: her eyes get wide He vould have an enormous schwanzschtücker.

Dr. Frankenstein: ponders this a moment That goes without saying.

Inga: Voof.

Igor: He's going to be very popular.
schwanzschtücker by Katieboots February 7, 2019

Schwanztücker 

German origin, "Big Cock" also spelled Schwanztuecker.
I seeeenk i vill give ha mein schwanzstücker.
Schwanztücker by Mike-O January 21, 2005