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SCHANTZ

the leader of a colt, known to the members of it as "the scholt".it is a religion with a schope and a schardinal. every word in the schantz religion loses its first letter and is substituted by the letters "sch". that rule applies to every word exect for "yag" and all of its denominations such as "yagging off" or "yagger yagger" and the word "sasq".
random guy is walkin down the street

schope and pat: SHANTZ!!!!!!!

random guy: hello schantz
by LIL TANK October 26, 2006
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SCHANTZ

1) Verbal diarrhea

2) A middle aged man that still lives with his parents

3) An instigator of childish, stupid arguments

4) See also douchebag, douche

5) A person who thinks they are "cooler" and "funnier" then they really are.
I was trying to have an intelligent conversation until Matt had to schantz the whole conversation.
by you are not funny March 14, 2007
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Schatzkyd

Verb.

To schatzky someone is the act of sending/or showing a picture of someone to your friend, with the intention of demoralizing and humiliating them.
BOOM! Get schatzkyd.
by Ricky the goat October 26, 2019
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schatzi

A German term of endearment literally meaning treasure. Also sweetheart or my dear.
You look stunning today 'schatzi'.
by Tht greek guy July 27, 2016
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The Schanze

To take ones anal virginity, or "pop" a persons "chocolate covered cherry".
That customer wasn't expecting the Schanze, but boy was he in for a surprise!
or
I gave that guy The Schanze, and boy did he love it!
or
TOTALLY AWESOME! The Schanze felt great to that customer!
by WordMonger March 14, 2005
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schvantz

He's got the schvantz of a bull! I'm walking bow-legged today!
by David Glaiser April 3, 2008
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Schwantz

Slang-ish German word for the male organ. Literal translation is "tail".
I threw her the ol' Schwantz and she murmured: "Ja, das ist gut" ;-)
by Philip York-Hunt January 26, 2009
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