Schwanzlutschingen is a non-existent small town in southern Bavaria, Germany. It is a well-common metaphoric symbol for rural, simple life. Schwanzlutschingen is used as an insult without being aggressive.
"Ehy Tom! Wanna go out and drink? Let's fuck later, I wanna suck ur dick and drink ur Sacksaft! Lick my Tellernippel :)" — "Ehmmm jooo also neeee du ich hmmm naja heut bleib ich daheim duu..." — "Ey WTF are u from Schwanzlutschingen???? Spast!"
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"