Schwabs 

Drama pussy ass bitches

The Schwabs do nothing but spread rumors and start drama (Brianna, Carrie, Todd, Cheyenne, Carissa, Austin, and Cody)

Schwabs by Schwabs 143 October 23, 2019

Klaus Schwab 

Taker of freedom.
Destroyer of free will.

See also traitor to mankind.

Klaus Schwab says in 2030 you will own nothing and be happy about it.

Klaus Schwab by FightTheAlgorithm March 6, 2022

Camp Schwab

The Absolute worst place you can be forced to live or work at. Sausage feast followed with alcoholism, depression, high suicide rates and the shittiest chow hall known to man. The only girls on the base are pretty much dudes with vaginas and after about a month there you'll fuck anything with a hole on it. Base gets new people all the time who think they're "deployed" when really they're just cheating on their significant other with a nasty ass local who probably has the clap. They also end up buying out all the alcohol because they don't do shit besides bitch and moan about their 6 months stuck in the devil's armpit. They fill up the gym and ruin it even more for the borderline suicidal fucks who are already stuck there for 2 or 3 years because they want to work out but order a fucking pizza every night and make the delivery times on base go from fast to slower than a fucking snail because they all order the same shit. It's also the only base on the island to not have a taco bell and we got stuck with a shitty popeyes, an overpriced pizza hut, and soggy ass subway and an above par burger king that doesn't fucking deliver. So if you're in the Marines or Navy and you get orders to this fucking base I highly recommend fighting to get orders to another place or jump off a balcony and land head first because if you don't do it now you'll eventually do it later down the road at Camp Schwab

"Hey dude, how did you like Camp Schwab?"

"I'd rather fuck my asshole with a cactus then go back to Camp Schwab"

Camp Schwab by SaltyAssMarine April 28, 2020

schwasty 

really drunk

Dude check on Mike, he's pretty schwasty.

schwasty by K-noodle October 2, 2009

Schwasted

Schwasted, adj: The ultimate in the four stages of drunkenness.
First you get buzzed, then you get drunk, then you are wasted, and finally you get schwasted, at which point you end up in deep thought, alone, in your undies.

"Let's all get schwasted, it's my last night here. Call Milan to DD."

Schwasted by Schwasted January 19, 2009

Schwagstock 

a summer-long series of weekend camp-outs/concerts that is a tribute to the music and vibes of the Grateful Dead

"The Schwag is playing at Schwagstock '07!"
"No shit."

Schwagstock by SchwaggedUrMom February 7, 2008

schwagster 

1. Someone who partakes in the act of smoking schwag.
2. Someone who does anything undesirable or low grade.

"I don't even know if I want to hang out with Jon. He's been such a schwagster lately

schwagster by youaintpimpin November 7, 2007