schwasty

really drunk

Dude check on Mike, he's pretty schwasty.

by K-noodle October 02, 2009

schwasty

Adj. Shoe-Ass-Tee

Used to describe something of the lowest quality, derived from schwag and nasty.

That's pretty schwasty.

Wow, that 10:1 meat is looking schwasty tonight.

by Leindurstit m'il Tyrnan November 17, 2005

Schwasty

shit-faced/wasted

ohh damn that girl was so schwasty she started singing the national anthem.

by JD Knight June 25, 2010

Schwasty-Faced

The point of intoxication at which one's brain cells explode out of one's mouth. See also fubar and shwasty

Good Lord! Last night Big Sam was so schwasty-faced that he fell over on his way home and caused significant damage to the earth's mantle.

by 202 Wash March 03, 2008

schwasty face

When one has gone above and beyond their limit of Boozing and Toking up in one night.

Because it is my birthday I plan to get very schwasty face

by Lisa Perosi February 12, 2007

Schwasty Faced'ed

When you hit the point of Intoxication where everything can just be described as being Clutch.

Guy 1- Dude! This camping trip is fucking great! Good friends, good fire and good Beer.

Guy 2- haha, yeah man, Im so Schwasty Faced'ed! Shits Awesome!

by Stevekok June 07, 2009

Schwasty pants

When someone is "super" wasted.

Micheal is totally getting schwasty pants.

by Sheriff Law June 25, 2012