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schwasty 

Dude check on Mike, he's pretty schwasty.
schwasty by K-noodle October 2, 2009
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Schwasty 

ohh damn that girl was so schwasty she started singing the national anthem.
Schwasty by JD Knight June 28, 2010

schwasty 

Adj. Shoe-Ass-Tee

Used to describe something of the lowest quality, derived from schwag and nasty.
That's pretty schwasty.

Wow, that 10:1 meat is looking schwasty tonight.
schwasty by Leindurstit m'il Tyrnan November 18, 2005

Schwasty-Faced 

The point of intoxication at which one's brain cells explode out of one's mouth. See also fubar and shwasty
Good Lord! Last night Big Sam was so schwasty-faced that he fell over on his way home and caused significant damage to the earth's mantle.
Schwasty-Faced by 202 Wash March 2, 2008

schwasty face 

When one has gone above and beyond their limit of Boozing and Toking up in one night.
Because it is my birthday I plan to get very schwasty face
schwasty face by Lisa Perosi February 14, 2007

Schwasty Faced'ed 

When you hit the point of Intoxication where everything can just be described as being Clutch.
Guy 1- Dude! This camping trip is fucking great! Good friends, good fire and good Beer.

Guy 2- haha, yeah man, Im so Schwasty Faced'ed! Shits Awesome!
Schwasty Faced'ed by Stevekok June 7, 2009

Schwasty pants 

When someone is "super" wasted.
Micheal is totally getting schwasty pants.
Schwasty pants by Sheriff Law June 30, 2012
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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