schwasty 

really drunk

Dude check on Mike, he's pretty schwasty.

schwasty by K-noodle October 2, 2009

Schwasty 

shit-faced/wasted

ohh damn that girl was so schwasty she started singing the national anthem.

Schwasty by JD Knight June 28, 2010

schwasty 

Adj. Shoe-Ass-Tee

Used to describe something of the lowest quality, derived from schwag and nasty.

That's pretty schwasty.

Wow, that 10:1 meat is looking schwasty tonight.

schwasty by Leindurstit m'il Tyrnan November 18, 2005

Schwasty-Faced 

The point of intoxication at which one's brain cells explode out of one's mouth. See also fubar and shwasty

Good Lord! Last night Big Sam was so schwasty-faced that he fell over on his way home and caused significant damage to the earth's mantle.

Schwasty-Faced by 202 Wash March 2, 2008

schwasty face 

When one has gone above and beyond their limit of Boozing and Toking up in one night.

Because it is my birthday I plan to get very schwasty face

schwasty face by Lisa Perosi February 14, 2007

Schwasty Faced'ed 

When you hit the point of Intoxication where everything can just be described as being Clutch.

Guy 1- Dude! This camping trip is fucking great! Good friends, good fire and good Beer.

Guy 2- haha, yeah man, Im so Schwasty Faced'ed! Shits Awesome!

Schwasty Faced'ed by Stevekok June 7, 2009

Schwasty pants 

When someone is "super" wasted.

Micheal is totally getting schwasty pants.

Schwasty pants by Sheriff Law June 30, 2012