Schwab

a Crazy stalker.

That Schwab won't leave me alone!

by Towarnu January 01, 2010

Schwab

(n) A schwab is a person generally of the female gender who is a slut or dirty skank.

(v) To schwab something is to make it extremely loose and/or wide. (normally referring to a vagina, but can work for anything)

(adj) Something that is schwab(esk) is "loose" or whorish.

slut whore loose schwab

by Smokin Ice Cube February 14, 2009

Schwab

A verb, meaning to make someone disappear, vanish, or basically cease to exist. This is done in a mysterious and quick manner.

Look, dude...don't make me schwab your ass.

What happened to Amanda? She got schwabbed.

by DCJAM July 02, 2009

schwab

n. one who finds satisfaction in spoiling the fun of others with no clear motive; an extremely uncool preson.

"Your neighbour is such a schwab for calling the cops on your party."

by catastrophysics September 01, 2008

schwab

A girl version of the douche bag

Dude you're new girlfriend is such a schwab!

by Wesd March 04, 2008

schwab

A schwab is a penis that is wider than it is long. aka a tuna can.

I don't know if the sex was good. It was wierd. He had a schwab.

by Captain Correct January 16, 2008

schwab

A loose portmanteau of slob and waste meaning :

(v.) - To ash upon oneself.
(n.) - One who ashes upon their self.

What a schwab, he totally just schwabbed on himself and burned a whole through his shirt.

by Lord Cottonmouth May 17, 2010