Schwab 

a Crazy stalker.

That Schwab won't leave me alone!

Schwab by Towarnu January 1, 2010

Schwab 

(n) A schwab is a person generally of the female gender who is a slut or dirty skank.

(v) To schwab something is to make it extremely loose and/or wide. (normally referring to a vagina, but can work for anything)

(adj) Something that is schwab(esk) is "loose" or whorish.

slut whore loose schwab

Schwab by Smokin Ice Cube February 14, 2009

schwab 

n. one who finds satisfaction in spoiling the fun of others with no clear motive; an extremely uncool preson.

"Your neighbour is such a schwab for calling the cops on your party."

schwab by catastrophysics September 1, 2008

schwab 

A girl version of the douche bag

Dude you're new girlfriend is such a schwab!

schwab by Wesd March 4, 2008

schwab 

A schwab is a penis that is wider than it is long. aka a tuna can.

I don't know if the sex was good. It was wierd. He had a schwab.

schwab by Captain Correct January 16, 2008

schwab 

A loose portmanteau of slob and waste meaning :

(v.) - To ash upon oneself.
(n.) - One who ashes upon their self.

What a schwab, he totally just schwabbed on himself and burned a whole through his shirt.

schwab by Lord Cottonmouth May 17, 2010

SCHWAB 

An acronym for a woman who is strongly disliked. Stands for Slut-Cunt-Ho-Whore-Ass-Bitch.

I hate that girl; she's a good-for-nothing SCHWAB!

SCHWAB by josho911 September 23, 2017