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I need to take off my pants so this schwabble can dry.
schwabble by poppycock56 June 20, 2011
A word defining me and your mom making out in the bedroom. It's also a synonym for sperm cells. Its main definition is to fuck 2 white sheep.
I schwabbled yesterday.
schwabble by IPutShittyWords September 20, 2022

habble schwabble

when you put your balls in someones eyes upside down and make them lick your dick at the same time.
Yeah if you fall asleep first, im gonna habble schwabble yo fat nigga ass.
habble schwabble by lil squat January 22, 2009

Schnibble 

A mythical creature in Boozookian legend that is rumored to create peace and prosperity in times of dire need. A mutant messiah, if you will.

This is a major plot point of the 1994 French computer game 'The Bizarre Adventures of Woodruff and the Schnibble of Azimuth', which approximately 14 people have played and only 8 have finished.

Alternately, it can be used as an insult, which, in the *real world*, is pretty much the only usage of the word that won't make people question your sanity.....maybe.
One day, the Schnibble will arrive, and free us from oppression...

By the Schnibble's beard, you're really pissing me off!!!

You Schnibble-head!
Schnibble by Skibs McCullock November 30, 2009

schwaffle 

slapping another human being across the face with a penis
i sure sure schwaffled her good the other day, she was mildly amused.
schwaffle by schwaffle king June 1, 2006

schnabled 

/ˈsh-na-bil-d/

adjective

1. Under the influence of both drugs and alcohol while working at a datacenter answering support tickets.

verb

2. To royally screw something up.
"He was fucking schnabled last night when he replied to that customer's ticket."

"Looks like he schnabled the ticket again so we have to reinstall the whole fucking operating system."
schnabled by concernedcitizen81 April 18, 2014