Usually pressed by Mexican smugglers to evade the border patrol, often seedy, stemy, or in brick form. Very cheap in price, very low in quality and often smells like poop. Back yard boogie, down town dirty brown, black bear, bad bear, schwag schweezy, poop dangle, bag-o-dirt, reggie reg, dirt mcgirt, mean bear,
by Mokeythebear January 23, 2007
Usually referred as simply bad weed, however it is actually any male cannabis or pollinated female cannabis (in other words contains seeds). schwage can be better than some lower grade dank, however this is very rare. Schwag is grown for quantity, not quality.
by Closet Grow November 28, 2009
Mediocre pot; a lot of people hate on it but if you're ghetto like me then it's good enough.
It's better than nothing. At least you got a good buzz if nothing else.
It's better than nothing. At least you got a good buzz if nothing else.
by Glastoki October 01, 2009
a slang term for a low-grade marijuana, known for underdeveloped buds, excessive amounts of seeds, thicker stems and often a relatively low THC content.
by quattlebaum May 30, 2006
A bread product, in particular a demi-baguette, usually cut open lengthways and served with a choice of uninspiring fillings such as egg mayo, tuna mayo and cheese & tomato.
The common schwag is usually mass-produced and sold in a partially-baked and frozen form as a cheap and convenient profit-making solution for takeaway / short-order food outlets, and those with a captive market such as pretentious cafés at tourist hotspots.
Schwags are usually purchased by hangry and desperate people who've found themselves with no alternative at the time.
The common schwag is usually mass-produced and sold in a partially-baked and frozen form as a cheap and convenient profit-making solution for takeaway / short-order food outlets, and those with a captive market such as pretentious cafés at tourist hotspots.
Schwags are usually purchased by hangry and desperate people who've found themselves with no alternative at the time.
"I'm starving. I'm gonna go grab a quick schwag before I pass out"
"That new cafe on the beach is a joke. Have you seen how much they want for a tuna schwag?"
"That new cafe on the beach is a joke. Have you seen how much they want for a tuna schwag?"
by R.O.I. September 06, 2019
a noun originating from the term used to describe low grade marijuana. now, it is the name of new trier's finest and has evolved from just a name to a way of life known as "schwagenomics"
can also be used to describe a unique situation
can also be used to describe a unique situation
1."Damnit, Schwag! Did you eat my food again?"
2."Schwag, did you take something that doesn't belong to you?"
3."That's a very schwag thing of you to do"
4."All you do is play solitaire and smoke schwaggy schwag, schwag"
2."Schwag, did you take something that doesn't belong to you?"
3."That's a very schwag thing of you to do"
4."All you do is play solitaire and smoke schwaggy schwag, schwag"
by 91 June 27, 2008
1. n: Shitty Hella Whack Ass Grass; Extremely low grade-marijuana, containing large amounts of seeds and stems, generally costing $20 for an eighth of an ounce (in denver), useful for the rolling of Blunts Blunt
"He said his weed was dope, but it was total schwag"
"Man, take your shitty hella whack ass grass and bring me some chronic"
"Man, take your shitty hella whack ass grass and bring me some chronic"
by Patti Smith May 02, 2009