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schwagster

1. Someone who partakes in the act of smoking schwag.
2. Someone who does anything undesirable or low grade.
"I don't even know if I want to hang out with Jon. He's been such a schwagster lately
by youaintpimpin November 7, 2007
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schwagster

one who is a trippy using low grade acids and grass
Iam high but I can't fly
by schwagster March 26, 2005
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Schwagtrulescent

When something, anything, suffers from a lack of quality in the way that schwag weed sucks. A chronically bitchin person, place, item, music or event can never be schwagtrulescent. Having the essence of schwagg is never a good thing, unless it is actually schwagg weed and that's all you can afford.
Fuck this loser frat party - this party is way too schwagtrulescent.
by TNTNeal December 1, 2010
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Schwasted

Schwasted, adj: The ultimate in the four stages of drunkenness.
First you get buzzed, then you get drunk, then you are wasted, and finally you get schwasted, at which point you end up in deep thought, alone, in your undies.
"Let's all get schwasted, it's my last night here. Call Milan to DD."
by Schwasted January 19, 2009
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shagster

one of them crazy white kids with shaggy hair that looks nasty as hell and curls at the ends
"that white boy is a shagster killin dat nasty hair"
by DQ August 23, 2004
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Schwagstock

a summer-long series of weekend camp-outs/concerts that is a tribute to the music and vibes of the Grateful Dead
"The Schwag is playing at Schwagstock '07!"
"No shit."
by SchwaggedUrMom February 7, 2008
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Shwastered

it's a combination of the words: Sloshed, Hammered, Wasted, Ripped, Euphoric, Destroyed. Basically it decribes being drunk in the utmost emphasis, and also can be utilized when stating you want to get drunk. I.E. let's get crunk.
when i got back home i was totally shwastered, and couldn't bang this chick
by Swiftverbicide December 14, 2009
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