K-noodle's definitions

Beckham

Shaving your pubes to the length of David Beckham's stubble.

I'm gonna Beckham later so make sure you knock before coming in....and turn off the A/C and fan.

by K-Noodle November 10, 2009

Mulch

Pubic Hair.

I'm thinking of shaving my Mulch but I like it hairy.

by K-Noodle November 10, 2009

Megazord

A take on the shocker where you combine your two hands into a double shocker gesture and use in the typical way (2 in pink/1 in stink). Named after the Power Rangers fighting robot which combines all the rangers together.

I gave her the sickest Megazord

by K-Noodle October 29, 2006

Going to the Bank

After sex, the man defecates into the woman's anus through a clear glass tube thus imitating the vacuum tubes at a bank.

Dude, I heard Matt and Annie were "going to the bank" last night. I wish I had seen that.

by K-Noodle December 28, 2007

Gillette

A man ejaculates on to the woman's pubic hair and uses the semen as shaving cream to shave them.

I was surprised how well the Gillette worked on her crazy bush.

by K-Noodle December 28, 2007

Dago Red

Any cheap red wine.

Drinking that Dago Red makes me feel more italian.

by K-noodle October 2, 2009

Fifty-Twelve

Code word when a douche bag guy is dancing with a hot chick and you must seperate them for the good of the human species.

Look at that guy....Lets Fifty-Twelve him.

by K-Noodle October 29, 2006