by K-Noodle September 28, 2009
by K-Noodle November 10, 2009
A type of bird that hides within a black vagina. It only appears during Summer Solstice at 11 am. Once it appears it unleashes a hellish lightning storm upon its vaginal home. Legend has it that the Black Buzzard can only be stopped by inserting a gerbil into the butthole of the haunted woman. Since the Black Buzzard does not appear until the woman's 19th birthday, preemption is the only way to cure it. So girls, if you are of African descent, start putting gerbils in your butt....like now.
by K-Noodle November 10, 2009
Code word when a douche bag guy is dancing with a hot chick and you must seperate them for the good of the human species.
by K-Noodle October 29, 2006
When a woman puts her legs behind her head and a man jumps and tries to land with his penis in the vagina.
by K-Noodle November 10, 2009
A man has sex with a woman on her period. He then proceeds to rub the blood on his dick onto her lips replicating lipstick.
by K-Noodle December 28, 2007
Replicating the famous scene from 300, during sex, the man ejaculates onto the womans chest and the kicks her out of bed yelling "This is Sparta!"
This can also be executed by kicking the girl in the face while she is giving head from her knees while the man is standing.
This can also be executed by kicking the girl in the face while she is giving head from her knees while the man is standing.
by K-Noodle December 28, 2007