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Definitions by K-noodle

Bulimic Chicken Chaser

While wearing all black spandex pants, cut off shirt, and a sombrero, a person slowly walks up to someone and proceeds to try to make them self vomit by putting their finger down their throat.

Works best if the offender maintains silence and an expressionless face.

Once completed, the offender slowly walks to the next victim without acknowledging what they just did.
Aaron totally just pulled the Bulimic Chicken Chaser on those girls over there. It was balltacular.
Bulimic Chicken Chaser by K-Noodle November 10, 2009

Peanut Butter Detergent 

When you shit in someones washer right before they run it but without them knowing it.
Totally gave that guys load some peanut butter detergent.
Peanut Butter Detergent by K-Noodle November 10, 2009

Spaghetti Goo Ball 

The substance that comes out of woman's pussy after cumming inside her during her period.
LaRonda's spaghetti goo ball was almost as bad as I thought it'd be.
Spaghetti Goo Ball by K-Noodle November 10, 2009
A large white girl whose ghoulish appearance is reminiscent of a yeti.

Formed from She + Yeti = Shyeti
Shyeti is coming! Hide!
Shyeti by K-Noodle November 10, 2009

Black Buzzard 

A type of bird that hides within a black vagina. It only appears during Summer Solstice at 11 am. Once it appears it unleashes a hellish lightning storm upon its vaginal home. Legend has it that the Black Buzzard can only be stopped by inserting a gerbil into the butthole of the haunted woman. Since the Black Buzzard does not appear until the woman's 19th birthday, preemption is the only way to cure it. So girls, if you are of African descent, start putting gerbils in your butt....like now.
LaRonda's Black Buzzard just scorched my sheets.
Black Buzzard by K-Noodle November 10, 2009

Dick Monster 

A large tree which bears fruit only in the winter.
Lets go climb the dick monster now that the leaves have fallen.
Dick Monster by K-Noodle November 10, 2009

Magic Flesh Grapes 

Magical testicles that glow green under UV light.
My Magic Flesh Grapes are glowing bright today.
Magic Flesh Grapes by K-Noodle November 10, 2009